this is a thread were i make reviews of movies, games and, books
today i will start it off with 3
Battleship: in battleship some scientist dude sends a message to another planet that might have life forms. So the aliens come and try taking over earth.A naval ship get sucked into a forcefield and decides to start shooting at it like !#$%s. So eventually they destroy 3 of them and then there ship blows up. Then they get a mueseum ship an have a bunch of old guys help kill the big master ship. Then on the mountain a android dude fights an alien and wins. They all get medals and the hero lives happily ever after. THE END!!!!!
Castlevania Circle of the moon: so theres this vampire hunter dudes that go into a castle and see dracula jump out of a coffin after his stalker frees him from it.so the old dude decides to "hold him off" and dracula lets the other to young dudes fall down a pit which they survived some how without breaking there bones. so then one of them is like I DONT NEED YOUR HELP TO KILL DRACULA NOOB and runs away. You play as the other guy who has a magical whip that can apparently turn into a sword and a gun and other things. so they go through a bunch of bosses including the other guy who apparently becomes evil so your character beats him and is all like WHOS THE NOOB NOW !@#$% so then the other guy is like im good again imma help you kill dracula so then they find draculas room and kill his first form (which is freaking easy) so then the guy you play as jumps through a portal and pwns dracula by using a bunch of really cheap spells and easyily crushes him (hard without the spells) so then they run out of the castle while it crumples to dust and have a happy ending. THE END!!!!!
Hunger Games: So theres this chick living in the hood and they're country has a game were a bunch of teenagers fight to the death. so the chicks little sister gets chosen so the chicks volunteers to be the chosen one. so then she says good bye to her other boyfriend and leaves to clown city. her other boyfriend is also chosen to be in the games. So then they are in training so the chicks shoots an arrow at a group of leader clowns and gets a score of 11/12. so then shes in the game and a group of gangsters tries killing her but she drops a bee nest on them and one of them dies. so then she makes an alliance with a little girl so then they decide to shoot an apple straight into the gangster supply with falls down and hit there mines ( 0_0 irk) so they kill the dude that was guarding it and stuff. So then here little friend gets killed by a spear after getting trapped in a net. So then she goes and makes an alliance with her other boyfriend wich is in the games so they beat some guy with a super suit on and they sorta live happily ever after. The end!?!?!?!
If you like these ones ill do more =P if you dont then ill cry D=
today i will start it off with 3
Battleship: in battleship some scientist dude sends a message to another planet that might have life forms. So the aliens come and try taking over earth.A naval ship get sucked into a forcefield and decides to start shooting at it like !#$%s. So eventually they destroy 3 of them and then there ship blows up. Then they get a mueseum ship an have a bunch of old guys help kill the big master ship. Then on the mountain a android dude fights an alien and wins. They all get medals and the hero lives happily ever after. THE END!!!!!
Castlevania Circle of the moon: so theres this vampire hunter dudes that go into a castle and see dracula jump out of a coffin after his stalker frees him from it.so the old dude decides to "hold him off" and dracula lets the other to young dudes fall down a pit which they survived some how without breaking there bones. so then one of them is like I DONT NEED YOUR HELP TO KILL DRACULA NOOB and runs away. You play as the other guy who has a magical whip that can apparently turn into a sword and a gun and other things. so they go through a bunch of bosses including the other guy who apparently becomes evil so your character beats him and is all like WHOS THE NOOB NOW !@#$% so then the other guy is like im good again imma help you kill dracula so then they find draculas room and kill his first form (which is freaking easy) so then the guy you play as jumps through a portal and pwns dracula by using a bunch of really cheap spells and easyily crushes him (hard without the spells) so then they run out of the castle while it crumples to dust and have a happy ending. THE END!!!!!
Hunger Games: So theres this chick living in the hood and they're country has a game were a bunch of teenagers fight to the death. so the chicks little sister gets chosen so the chicks volunteers to be the chosen one. so then she says good bye to her other boyfriend and leaves to clown city. her other boyfriend is also chosen to be in the games. So then they are in training so the chicks shoots an arrow at a group of leader clowns and gets a score of 11/12. so then shes in the game and a group of gangsters tries killing her but she drops a bee nest on them and one of them dies. so then she makes an alliance with a little girl so then they decide to shoot an apple straight into the gangster supply with falls down and hit there mines ( 0_0 irk) so they kill the dude that was guarding it and stuff. So then here little friend gets killed by a spear after getting trapped in a net. So then she goes and makes an alliance with her other boyfriend wich is in the games so they beat some guy with a super suit on and they sorta live happily ever after. The end!?!?!?!
If you like these ones ill do more =P if you dont then ill cry D=