Paradoxes!

"If there is an exception to every rule, then every rule must have at least one exception; the exception to this one being that it has no exception." "There's always an exception to the rule, except to the exception of the rule — which is, in of itself, an accepted exception of the rule."
this is true or lie

If someone says "I always lie", are they telling the truth? Or are they lying?

their lying

Continuation of another Paradox: A week later, the Cretan sailed to Greece again and said: "All Cretans are liars and all I say is the truth." Although the Greeks on the shore weren't aware of what he had said the first time, they were truly puzzled

me too

Which is better, eternal happiness or a ham sandwich? It would appear that eternal happiness is better, but this is really not so! After all, nothing is better than eternal happiness, and a ham sandwich is certainly better than nothing. Therefore a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.

food is the secret to happiness

food is the secret to happiness when lies are the secret to evil there for that would make pie be a lie which is a food if a pie is a lie that makes happiness or does it make evil or does evil equal happiness

Last edited by o m g oiac on Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:41 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : spelled food wrong)

A man walks to his home at a village and says "All of you people lie becos u live here."

my brain hurts....... this might be more confusing than Dark Nexus+Screen Recorder+Visual Basic....

that is a lie

(1) Everyone is afraid of Dracula.

(2) Dracula is afraid of only me.

Therefore I am Dracula.

Doesn't that argument sound like just a silly joke? Well it isn't; it is valid. Since everyone is afraid of Dracula, then Dracula is afraid of Dracula. So Dracula is afraid of Dracula, but also is afraid of no one but me. Therefore I must be Dracula!

Yay! Old topics.

Hey Guys! It is opposite day today.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!! PARADOX!!!!!!

A man goes back it time and tells Shakespeare a few famous quotes from Shakespeare's plays that had not been written at the time the man said them to Shakespeare.If the man heard the quotes from Shakespeare,and Shakespeare heard the quotes from the man,then who knew it first?


The next sentence is true.The previous sentence is false.Which one is true and which one is false?

The first one is a time paradox, not a word paradox.

It's still a paradox.

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

^

Whoever made the egg. Obviously.

However, food is the secret to happiness. Your argument is invalid.

Paradoxes confuse me. ._.

Food is the secret to happiness. But the chicken is the source of food, therefore chickens are the secret to happiness.

Monkeys can itch pie and pie can't itch monkeys but the pie is itching the monkeys anyways.

REJUVANATED!!!!
MYSTERIOUSE!!!!

You need to get the Ocarina of Time to enter the Temple of Time and open the Door of Time and become the Hero of Time.

Not really a paradox. More of a tongue twister.